IF BIBLE CHARACTERS HAD BUMPER STICKERS
Jonah: Save the Whales
The Israelites: Honk If You Love Moses
Elijah: My Other Chariot Rolls
Goliath: Support the Ban on Slingshots
Lot: If You Can’t See Sodom, You’re Too Close
Methuselah: Be Kind to Senior Citizens
From “Moses’ Favorite Travel Jokes, by Barbour Publishing, Inc.