IF BIBLE CHARACTERS HAD BUMPER STICKERS

Jonah: Save the Whales

The Israelites: Honk If You Love Moses

Elijah: My Other Chariot Rolls

Goliath: Support the Ban on Slingshots

Lot: If You Can’t See Sodom, You’re Too Close

Methuselah: Be Kind to Senior Citizens

From “Moses’ Favorite Travel Jokes, by Barbour Publishing, Inc.