Dad Jokes (with a groan!)

                                                                    A Dad Kind of Humor

“There’s a big difference between bad jokes and dad jokes. And that difference is the first letter.

Q: When does a joke become a dad joke? / A: When it becomes apparent

·  Did you hear about the cheese factory that got blown up? Da brie was everywhere.

·  I just invented a car that runs on herbs… I think I invented thyme travel.

·  Did you hear about the yacht builder that had to work from home? His sails went through the roof.

·  What did the buffalo say to his son as he walked out the door? Bi-son.

·  My wife laughed at me when I told her I could make a car out of macaroni. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta!

·  Just adopted a dog from the local blacksmith but as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

·  Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

·  I woke up this morning and couldn’t remember which side the sun rises on. Then it dawned on me.

·  If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.

Collected by Pastor Tom