A father had been teaching his three-year-old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after him the lines from the prayer. 

Finally, she decided to go solo. The dad listened with pride as the little girl carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer: “Lead us not into temptation,” she prayed, “but deliver us some e-email. Amen.”

– Anonymous from Beliefnet.com