An elderly lady was amazed at how nice the young man was next door. Everyday he would help her gather things from her car or help her in her yard.
One day the old lady finally asked the young man, “Son, how did you become such a fine young man?”
The young man replied, “Well, when I was a boy, I had a drug problem.”
The old lady was shocked, “I can’t believe that.”
The young man replied, “It’s true, my parents drug me to church on Sunday morning, drug me to church on Sunday night, and drug me to church on Wednesday night.”