Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah – he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q: What kind of lights were on the ark?
A: Floodlights.

Q: Why didn’t Noah go fishing?
A: He only had two worms!

Q: What money did Noah carry into the ark?
A: Bucks and some doe.

Q: Why were the horses aboard the ark Pessimistic?
A: They were always saying neigh.